Jake Kilroy
Jake Kilroy

Jake Kilroy

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Raised by handsome wolves, I write these days. I also enjoy soft pretzels and hot tubs.

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Jake Kilroy
Feb 1, 2018 · 11 min

There’s No Music on this Justin Timberlake Album

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Jake Kilroy
Sep 5, 2018 · 3 min

75 Ideas I Submitted to Cards Against Humanity

  1. Recurring wet dreams about my grandmother that are becoming increasingly…
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Jake Kilroy
Aug 8, 2018 · 10 min

101 Reasons Sandra Bullock is the Goddamn Best

  1. Sandra Bullock’s work ethic is like that of a small, hypnotized animal (with…
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Jake Kilroy
Jul 30, 2018 · 7 min

To Lie and Dive in Highland Park

Part I: Old Friends, New Names

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