75 Ideas I Submitted to Cards Against Humanity

Jake Kilroy
Sep 5, 2018 · 3 min read
Please invite me to more parties. I need the practice.
  1. Recurring wet dreams about my grandmother that are becoming increasingly nuanced
  2. Vampires who only listen to pop punk
  3. Bob Dylan’s phone sex line
  4. Hand jobs from a goth who doesn’t blink
  5. A buffet of only pizza bagels
  6. Popcorn-flavored jelly beans

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    Jake Kilroy

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    Raised by handsome wolves, I mostly write these days. jake.kilroy@gmail.com

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