Week 1 Football Bets

What a wonderful time of year. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and the degenerates are degenning. Since I write for two publications, Paste Magazine and Predominantly Orange, this won’t really be a column, but just a place to track my bets. Last year I had a slight losing regular season but wound up making enough money to buy a few sandwiches thanks to my season long bets on Michigan State to win the B1G title. I didn’t bet the NFL as much but this year I plan on being more aggressive in the flukiest gambling league we have. I only made 2 season long bets in either NFL or NCAA as this looks to be a completely wide open season for both. Let’s get to it.

Season Long Bets

Michigan (+165) to win the B1G

Oklahoma (-120) to win the Big 12

Week 1 College Bets

Lousiville (-39) vs Charlotte

Indiana (-10.5) @ Florida International

South Carolina vs Vanderbilt UNDER 41 points

Toledo (+4) @ Arkansas State

Toledo @ Arkansas State OVER 65 points

Oklahoma (-11.5) vs Houston (Neutral Site)

Florida (-36.5) vs UMass (le sigh)

USC (+12.5) vs Alabama (Neutral Site)

Clemson (-8) @ Auburn

BYU (-1) vs Arizona (Neutral Site)

Ole Miss (+4.5) vs Florida State (Neutral Site)

Parlays and Teasers

Toledo to win outright/Oklahoma (-11.5) at +400

Toledo (+14)/South Carolina (+14.5)/Oklahoma (-1.5) at -120

**Sunday Update***

Going 5–5 with Bob Stoops Stoopsing all over my otherwise perfect parlay and teaser is a deeply unsatisfying feeling. Load the cannon, we’re not done here.

Notre Dame (-4) @ Texas

Notre Dame vs Texas UNDER 58

Last Season NCAA: 65–67–5

Last Season NFL: 33–38–2

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