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FAQs About Sending Your Jewish Child To A Christian Preschool

Q: Will my child become obsessed with Jesus? A: At first, no…

Jul 18

FAQs About Sending Your Jewish Child To A Christian Preschool

Jul 18

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Is it The New Smoking, The Old Kind, or just Smokin’ Hot?

A quiz

Mar 11

Is it The New Smoking, The Old Kind, or just Smokin’ Hot?

Mar 11

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Sex Terms For Parents

Blow Job: blowing for 15–30 minutes on your son’s art project so the glue dries properly before he carries it to school.

Apr 14, 2023

Sex Terms For Parents

Apr 14, 2023

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The CDC’s Official Developmental Milestones — Not For Babies, But For Tired AF Parents

To prevent exhaustion, the CDC recommends not having children. If however, that ship has sailed…

Jun 27, 2022

The CDC’s Official Developmental Milestones — Not For Babies, But For Tired AF Parents

Jun 27, 2022

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My Glutes Have Exhaled

Mom Rage(r) #4 — December ‘23

Dec 9, 2023

My Glutes Have Exhaled

Dec 9, 2023

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It’s Hard To Find The Funny In Fresh Grief

I find it surreal to carry on with the routine tasks of caregiving and living when so many people are in pain.

Oct 24, 2023

It’s Hard To Find The Funny In Fresh Grief

Oct 24, 2023

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The Toilet Is My Safe Space

Set a boundary — and then try to defend it with the metaphorical equivalent of a flamethrower, grenade & machine gun all rolled into one.

Oct 24, 2023

The Toilet Is My Safe Space

Oct 24, 2023

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Sometimes I Slap The Crap Out Of My West Elm Dresser

The headline “Burned-Out Moms Gathered In A Field To Scream” should really be “Nation Abandons Mothers and They’ve Had Enough.”

Oct 24, 2023

Sometimes I Slap The Crap Out Of My West Elm Dresser

Oct 24, 2023

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Mom Rage is normal. Here’s something fun you can do with it.

Our society is (slowly) grappling with the disproportionate mental and physical load women experience as caregivers…

Aug 30, 2023

Mom Rage is normal. Here’s something fun you can do with it.

Aug 30, 2023

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How To Get Admitted To A Top 10 Cemetery

Top Tips from Elite Eternity Consulting

Apr 28, 2023

How To Get Admitted To A Top 10 Cemetery

Apr 28, 2023

Julie Kling

Julie Kling

I'm a humor, health, and parenting writer based in (a boring suburb of) NYC. Words in McSweeney's, New Yorker, WSJ, WashPo, HuffPo, etc. juliekling.com

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