Chicago tech dad IxD UxD BA KEXP WBEZ
… noises.I’m 32 years old. I never stretch and I’m pretty sure I go to church more than I work out. Thus, when I lift my 200-pound frame from the mattress, I emit involuntary sounds so terrifying, my wife dials 9 and 1 on her phone just to be safe.
…hey’re so ravaged with self-hatred they can no longer recognize their own feelings of revulsion, 3. Their mouth-taste parts are broken.