Most Famous Funny Sports Quotes and Sayings
The sport includes all forms of competitive physical activity or games which, through casual or organized participation, at least in part aim to use, maintain or improve physical ability and skills while providing enjoyment to participants, and in some cases, entertainment for spectators. Inspirational funny sports quotes will fire up your brain and inspire you to look at life differently while making you laugh
Funny Sports Quotes
The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break. John Madden
If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing one is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. George Brett
Just sports. Playing games versus playing — sports? Filmtwob
If practice makes perfect, and no one is perfect, why practice? Derek P.
Tennis and golf are best played, not watched. Roger Kahn
The breakfast of champions is not cereal, it’s the opposition. Nick Seitz
The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. Michael Holding
The reason women don’t play football is that 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. Phyllis Diller
Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand. Leo Durocher
If you make every game a life-and-death thing, you’re going to have problems. You’ll be dead a lot. Dean Smith
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. Jack Handey
Amazing Funny Sports Quotes
Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very un-orderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can’t get you off. Bill Veeck
Tis, not that rural sports alone invite, but all the grateful country breathes delight. John Ga
If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. Jack Lemmon
One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn’t do you any good. Abe Lemmons
The only way to prove that you’re a good sport is to lose. Ernie Banks
Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. Ted Williams
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. Erma Bombeck
Better teams win more often than the teams that are not so good. Tom Watt
I knew I had to win today, other, wise she would have beaten me. Heather Watson
If you can beat a team 6–5, you’re better off than losing 5–4. Casey Stengel
Short Funny Sports Quotes
We need the player because without the players we wouldn’t have a team. Howard Wilkinson
Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical. Yogi Berra
It’s hard to get a hit if you strike out. Larry Dieker
It’s a ground ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square. Pete Rose
The first half was even, the second half was even worse.
Start winning, we have to stop losing. Emmanuel Arceneaux
As the ball gets softer, it loses its hardness. Geoff Boycott
You win some, lose some, and wreck some. Dale Earnhardt
I don’t have any tricky plays, I’d rather have tricky players. Abe Lemons
Serious says serious war minus the shooting. George Orwell
The NFL, like life, is full of idiots. Randy Cross