Reluctant Michelangelo: I Don’t Want to Write Thank You Cards
Sep 1, 2018 · 2 min read

Before my wife tears off my skin let me say that I am grateful you came to our wedding and got us a gift. Even if you didn’t come to our wedding, thank you. I am thankful. You will most likely be getting a thank you card because from my vantage point, everyone on earth gets a thank you card.

