here’s a short children’s story i wrote for Ted Cruz to read his children next time he filibusters.

I am Don.
Don I am.
That don I am!
That don I am 
I do not trust that don I am.

Do you trust him not to scam?
I do not trust that Don I am 
I do not trust him not to scam.

Would you trust him in the house?
would you trust him with your spouse?
I would not trust him in the house.
I would not trust him with my spouse

Would you trust him with the Ted?
Would you let him make your bed? 
I would not trust him with the Ted.
I would not let him make my bed.

Would you trust him with the Rand?
would you let him join your band? 
I would not trust him with the Rand.
I would not let him join my band.

Would you trust him with Marco?
Would you just let him in the know? 
I would not trust him with Marco. 
I would not let him in the know.

Not with the Ted
not with my bed
Not with the Rand
Not in my band
I would not trust him in the house.
I would not trust him with my spouse.
I do not trust him not to scam.
I do not trust that don I am.

Would you? Could you? 
In a bar? 
Trust him! trust him!
he’s a star!

I would not,
could not,
in a bar

You may trust him
you will see!
you may trust him 
with your plea.

I would not, could not with my plea.
Not in a bar, you let me be. 
I do not trust him with the Rand.
I do not trust him in my band.
I do not trust him in the house.
I do not trust him with my spouse.
I do not trust him not to scam.
I do not trust that don I am.

THE END.