My Amazing water bottle (this is not serious I’m just writing random stuff)
Fair warning to all, this next piece might make you all jealous about how fantastic of a water bottle I have, and how amazing of a water bottle you DON’T have. Seriously, your bottle is probably garbage compared to mine. Take a look at it:

Is it not just fantastic? Lemme tell you how great it is.
FIRST OFF
The design is sleek, absolutely sexy, slips right into any water bottle holding structure perfectly. Not too narrow, not too wide, this thing is the one-size-fits-all of bottles. And the gray is a perfect color to go with anything.
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This thing is fan-flipping-tastic at keeping your beverage at the temperature you want it to be. If it’s cold when you poured it, 15 hours later… BOOM still cold, maybe slightly colder than when you first put it in. Want it hot? BOOM 8 hours later it’s still tongue scalding hot.
How great is this bottle you ask? So good that my friend recommended to me to write about it. I ask why and he’s like, “cause it’s such an amazing water bottle of course, it deserves to be written about!” Darn right it is!
Think you’ve heard enough yet about this bottle? No you haven’t. Did I forget to mention that not once in my entire time using this bottle it has never spilled on me? Pouring, sipping, you name it, not one drop. I’m drinking from it right now, over my laptop while I’m typing, and not a single proble
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…I may have spilled a bit on my keyboard earlier…
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Still the best bottle ok bye.