Cop 1: We have three morons in a big red truck driving west on I-90 waving beer bottles out their windows and hootin’ and hollerin’. Are they on some sort of redneck spring break or what?
Dispatch: Metallica is playing at the Gorge Amphitheater tonight.
Fresh out of college I wanted to be a travel writer because, one, I loved writing, and two, I worked at a travel agency.
I didn’t follow my dream because I was a coward.
I didn’t believe in my abilities. I was scared nobody would like my writing, and…