Very funny article. Although your questions were in jest, here are some answers: If designed well, there is plenty of room. Most of the time, we’re not even in the house — there are too many fun things to do outside! When someone passes gas, it’s either really funny or you evacuate. Sexy times were limited when the children were there, but now that they’re grown and moved we can make as much noise as the rest of the animals in the forest. The adult bed is in the loft; the children’s cots are downstairs in the back. I have never once thought it a mistake: we built it together as a family project and enjoy it immensely. Disclaimer: ours is a 98 SF cabin (with 50 SF loft) in the woods used as a weekend getaway, and it is not nearly as fancy as those shown in your article.