PinnedJamie BoueySince You’re Breaking Quarantine and Inviting Guests Into Your Home Now, I Would Also Like the…Greetings! It is I, Dracula, your friendly neighbor from just up the Borgo Pass. I see that you, like myself, have begun to chafe after…May 27, 20201May 27, 20201
Jamie BoueyOn Chinese Dragons and Indoor Plumbing WoesWhen the pipes in our home began to mutiny, I thought of dragons.Oct 14, 20222Oct 14, 20222
Jamie BoueyThe Christening of Hester Prynne’s Daughter“Pearl? Is…is that the name thou art going with, then?”Jun 9, 20221Jun 9, 20221
Jamie BoueyInfant Milestones for Your Feral Baby Raised by a Pack of WolvesMilestone: Opens eyes. Your baby: Opens eyes to the snarling grin of Skaag, littermate and sworn nemesis on this barren plain.Apr 7, 20211Apr 7, 20211
Jamie BoueyI Want a Divorce, Greg, and I’m Keeping the (Haunted) HouseWho taught the kids their sight words when they appeared in blood on the hallway walls, Greg? Yeah, that’s what I thought.Mar 25, 2021Mar 25, 2021
Jamie BoueyJohn Thorpe’s PUA SeminarGentlemen! Are you in pursuit of a lady who has expressed absolutely no interest in your attachment? Well, you’ve come to the right place!…Feb 25, 2021Feb 25, 2021
Jamie BoueyAttachment Parenting Tips from Grendel’s MotherIf your child turns out to be a monster, it is entirely your fault. Yours, and maybe genetics. But mostly yours.Dec 23, 2020Dec 23, 2020
Jamie BoueyAn Interview with a Genius Composer of Sonatas for the Kiddie Piano”I’d say a lot of my work is less about what I’m playing than how I’m playing it. Do I bang the keys with my hands or with a sippy cup?”Nov 19, 2020Nov 19, 2020
Jamie BoueyThe Millcote Regional Transit Authority Announces New Safety Features for the Thornfield-Hay Lane…We have added reflective strips on the blind curve. Mostly for those of you who insist that your horse can make that turn at full speed.Oct 31, 2020Oct 31, 2020
Jamie BoueyThe Tailypo’s Side of the StoryHigh in the Appalachian hills, in the charred ruins of a nineteenth-century cabin, a series of letters is found that details a strange and…Aug 1, 20202Aug 1, 20202
