Quotes from my husband:
- “Hang with me, Baby. I’ll show you diamonds as big as horse turds.” which means we will be rich one day. 🤗💰
- “Nervous as a cat on a tin roof.”🐱🏠
- “Whooo! That’s better. (referring to his bowel movement)that lightened my step.” 💩💃
- “If I say a duck can pull a truck, then hook that bad boy up.” meaning his words are true and that you can trust his word. 🙈🙉🙊
- “Crap in the bed, Fred!” Is his all time saying when something isn’t going his way, or he drops his phone on his face while lying down. …I don’t know who Fred is. 😥😲
I appreciate your time in reading my thoughts. If you enjoyed your time here with me, please, click the 💚, so that others might find me as well.
Please, feel free to share. ~Jamie King Clark