I am eating Infinite Jest and will not be stopped

Jamie Loftus
May 29, 2016 · 1 min read

After being asked for the thousandth time by gaunt English majors in debt if I have read Infinite Jest, I decided to eat it instead. I would have eaten a Franzen book but I don’t respect him enough.

Poison Control is aware, and they’re not super thrilled.

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