Please Pay Promptly
I’ve figured out what’s wrong with you.
The problem is, that you don’t exist. Also, you have a minor fracture of the left tibia.
You won’t need a cast, nor should you be concerned with death.
You could use crutches for the next several weeks, I guess, and you should dwell carefully on the word “meaningless.”
If you will be walking up any stairs, or considering the eternal void, go slowly, one step at a time.
Come back and see me for a checkup, or dream about it instead, they are the same.
That will be $100.