The front door code is 7566.

If you want to use the espresso maker, there’s a retina scanner in the portafilter.

On weekends, you can use the car. Visualize an oak tree swaying in the wind and it will start.

The oven can sometimes set off the fire alarm. Disable it by squinting for 15 seconds while holding up your left hand.

To unlock the hot tub, the pass phrase is your childhood.

I’ve left you some wine from my father’s vineyard, you can whisper Neruda to it if you want.

Please be careful not to let the cat out. She likes the treats by the fridge and will come to you if she senses love deep in your heart.

When you dream, dream of me.

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