Jane,
Trick Turner
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Sure, I realize I borrowed it from spy movies, but how else would you know your phone is bugged? By magic? Does a copy of the FISA warrant get mailed to the phone owner? (Although, I see tons of conspiracy theory sites in Google now peddling this “FISA warrant” with no proofs. I wonder if they are trying to distract from real issues or just covering the fuckup with the tweet).

Do we need to continue this concern trolling?

When my friend’s Mom was saying things like that (wiretapping), she got a prescription of antipsychotics from a doctor, not a police investigation. Strange.

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