This cat is just very bored (I mean the Siamese, not Trump). Especially, if the household has no other pets and the owners ignore his need to socialize.

His message when jumping on the dresser was very clear “I want your attention!”. Which he was given in the form of scolding as he knocked down some bottles. But then the humans in the room, instead of playing with him, petting him or, as a bare minimum, distracting him with a toy, proceeded to play with those stupid bottles and chatting about some stupid matters. But he’d learned that dropping the bottles gained attention and repeated the process. Cats are smart.

But Trump is not a cat and the country is not his “parent”. Ask Melania to pet you.

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Jane Doe, programmer

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Silicon Valley, California