there’s no difference between the toilet seat and the toilet de-clogger, like my mother used to say.
That’s all so very true.
Ana Frusinoiu

LOVE THIS, it made me LOL. It’s so base and yet so true. The serious women who you like and think your momma would like but your friends might not like and your penis “shouldn’t” like actually can drink cocktails and wear lace and be bad just like the overt bad girls. Only: they’re choosing only you to do that with. And then the man gets all scared. As your brother may have found out.