Turkish Prime Minister wants a comedian arrested for a funny poem

Maybe he should address the sexual aggression from his male population on the app Periscope?

I loved the live streaming app Periscope. It’s a comedian’s dream.

I would go on and chat about comedy and all things funny back when it was a new phenomenon.

Suddenly in the last few months since it allowed android phone users I could hardly start a live stream without being flooded with people writing in Turkish /Broken English repeatedly asking-

“Open boobs”

“Anal Secs”

“Secs show batch”

People say “That’s racist how do you know they were Turkish?”

Well, their profile mostly explained they were Turkish and if I asked where they lived they mostly said “Turkey” in between asking for sex.

No preamble, no grooming…no “you had me at hello” we went straight to “Secs/sex/boobs”. I learned the Turkish phrase for “Go fuck a donkey” and they got extremely angry I was insulting them. Oh the irony.

“Can’t you block them?” people say. Well I can but such is the nature of periscope that the comments fade and slide off the screen quickly so it’s a case of trying hard to hit the tiny button. But the experience is ruined.

Now we have the President of Turkey demanding the arrest of a German comic who mocked him.

Maybe he should allow his country to have porn or do something to alleviate the prolific sexual aggression of its male population.

I rarely use Periscope now.

Sexual Harassment won. President Erdogan is a prick. Hope he tries to arrest me now.