17 Reasons You Might Not Like My Novel, Conform or Suffer: A Romance
And give me a reason why someone would or wouldn’t want to read your book — titles only.
- Fight-to-the-death beauty contests and workhouses aren’t your thing.
2. You hate books that are free because you want to spend $26 on a hardback.
Short chapter version Inkspired — Conform or Suffer: A romance (getinkspired.com)
Inkspired — Conform or Suffer: A romance: Long Chapter
3. You like your book trauma without cute pixie men, time travel, elves, and dragon shifters.
4. If you love smut this book is not for you. It’s fade-to-black. Pg 13 books altogether bore you.
5. Fun books with a touch of humor and something to say should never be published. You hate social discourse on toxic beauty culture on why cancel culture is wrong.
6. You hate stories that mention food because people never eat in real life.
7. The idea of having neurodivergent leads is not your thing and you only want stories about typical people.
8. You hate dystopias because it reminds you too much of the real world.
9. Books that adhere to conventional beauty standards are the only romances you will read.
10. You refuse to read books by Neurodivergent writers with the last name Fluffy.
11. You don’t want a story about a male MC who adopts his niece. Only books about characters who aren’t parents, or female leads who have issues with fertility.
12. You only read novels that are over 2,100,000 words or longer and can’t stand 50,000-word books.
13. Reading isn’t your thing. It’s annoying, and you clicked on this article my mistake.
14. You hate a cast list at the end of the book in case you lose track, and if you do like cast lists you want photos. Sorry, the readers get to pick their dream cast. It’s not up to me.
15. You despise having a Christian male MC with a gay sister. Christians have gay relatives and friends. Christian themes are mild and are the person, not the plot.
16. You despise off-the-wall names for the MCs like Quig, Grew-Ella, and Dot. Okay, I do have a character named Tiffany in there somewhere.
17. The Plot isn’t for you: Conform or Suffer: A Romance
Never say I love you. If Grew-Ella tells her best friend, Quig, she loves him, they’ll come for her, or worse, him. Quig and Grew-Ella have been one step ahead of the system, but one wrong move could lead to a fight-to-the-death beauty contest or a workhouse prison. For Quig, rejection can be fatal. When his fiancée abandoned him at the altar for the king, he needed to come up with a survival plan. But that plan might include his sister, Dot, and Grew-Ella’s ex, Chase.
Their secrets are tested when Grew-Ella saves Quig’s life, but who will save her from her sister and the sinister evil that lurks behind her plastic smile? Chase is becoming self-aware that time is warping around him, and all he wants is to end the cruel games the government is forcing him to play. Warnings:
About Janky Fluffy
Janky Fluffy is a neurodivergent writer, artist, and all around lover of hot chocolate.
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