James Harrison Says He’s Never Done PEDs. Sure…

Steelers linebacker/oldman/assassin James Harrison is firing back at the NFL and Al Jazeera with a sworn affidavit saying that he never used performance enhancing drugs. Call me crazy, but I feel like that’s not true. I mean come on, look at him.

I love Harrison because we share a mutual distaste for Roger Goodell and the NFL’s backwards way of handling things but James is going a little too far now. Challenging them to find dirt on you and telling Goodell that you’ll meet with him on your terms is all great but once you go as far as to swear you were clean in a league that is 90% juiced out you’ve stepped a little too far. You’re one of the most obvious users of all time, let’s just be realistic and not go overboard on the defense just yet.

*No one, literally NO ONE cares if NFL players are on anything. If anything, I want them to be as big and strong as possible.