18 Brilliant Quotes From Bearded Men in History

The difference between God and man…

Of the seven dwarves, only DOPEY had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the custom of shaving.” — Tom Robbins

Hearken bearded brethren,
and unbearded sistren,
and children!

Let 2018 be the year, once and for all, where mankind forsakes the sassy seduction of the razor blade industry, saving both time and money, and returns to his natural state of facially follicle faithfulness. After all, haven’t some of history’s wisest sayings come from the hairiest of lips?

Judge for thyself…

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.” — Confucius

Character is what you are in the dark.” — Dwight L. Moody

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men.” — Frederick Douglass

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.” — G. K. Chesterton

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.” — Aristotle

Growing a beard is a habit most natural, Scriptural, manly, and beneficial.” — C. H. Spurgeon

I graduated from the university of adversity.” — Josiah Henson

This hath not offended the king.” — Thomas More (while setting aside his beard in preparation for his beheading)

The beard signifies the courageous, the earnest, the active, the vigorous.” — Saint Augustine

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.” — Plato

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to McDonald’s makes you a hamburger.” — Keith Green

I much prefer the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent man to the thoughtless approval of the masses.” — Johannes Kepler

Good resolutions are like babies crying in church. They should be carried out immediately.” — Charles Monroe Sheldon

If you want to change the future, then you are going to have to trouble the present.” — William Booth

God adorned man like the lions, with a beard, and endowed him, as an attribute of manhood… a sign of strength.” — Clement of Alexandria

Education is the kindling of a flame, not the filling of a vessel.” — Socrates

For it is in giving that we receive.” — Francis of Assisi

All good things are wild, and free.” — Henry David Thoreau

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