🤫😴 Are you tired of pretending to be productive at work while actually just napping? Here's a short guide to mastering the art of napping like a pro at the office:
By JARROD A. FREEMAN (THE DEEP INTERNAL)
Step 1: Find the perfect hiding spot in the office where you can sneak in some Z's without getting caught. 🕵️♂️💤 Maybe under your desk, in a storage room, or even in a cozy break room corner.
Step 2: Strategically position a stack of folders, a notebook, and your phone on your desk to create the illusion that you are knee-deep in work. 📚📱💼 Bonus points if you have a pen in hand, poised over a sheet of paper that looks like you're taking notes.
Step 3: Perfect the "sleeping while sitting up" position. 😂💤 Sit up straight, close your eyes, and angle your head just right so it looks like you're deeply engrossed in whatever task you're supposed to be doing.
Step 4: Set up a contingency plan in case someone walks by and catches you in the act. 💼🙈 Have a fake spreadsheet or an open email ready on your computer screen to quickly switch to if needed. Alternatively, keep a pair of glasses on hand for that professional touch.
By following these simple steps, you'll be able to master the art of looking productive at work while actually enjoying a peaceful nap. Remember, a well-rested employee is a more efficient employee! 😄💤 #NappingLikeAPro #OfficeNapTime #IllusionOfProductivity #SneakySiesta #CorporateSnooze #NapGoals #WorkplaceNinja #jarrodafreeman #thedeepinternal
