Jarrod NelsonSix YearsWhen I was fourteen I was a different person. Literally and figuratively. They say that your body is like functionally “new” every six…Feb 9, 2017Feb 9, 2017
Jarrod NelsonThey Don’t CareMy column does technically have a theme. It’s called Socialized not just because it’s a funny triple (new record) entendre, but because…Feb 9, 2017Feb 9, 2017
Jarrod NelsonHolmes on HolmesMy parents were fair. I feel like punishments were reciprocal rather than overreaching. An example:Feb 2, 2017Feb 2, 2017
Jarrod NelsonTwo StoriesI’ve told one of these before, and the other has been told by others. We’ll take them chronologically.Jan 27, 2017Jan 27, 2017
Jarrod NelsonReichstagWhen I was a kid sleeping did not come easy. Lulling myself into a sense of security felt both false and impossible. I could never be…Jan 25, 2017Jan 25, 2017
Jarrod NelsonImposterSocial psychology and philosophy both feature a lot of interesting concepts that are named after dead Germans. Baader-Meinhoff…Jan 24, 20171Jan 24, 20171
Jarrod NelsonAlmosts and MaybesNeyland Stadium is the fourth largest college football stadium in the United States. The top three stadiums all have nicknames that Neyland…Jan 24, 2017Jan 24, 2017