Phrases that mean something different to search marketers

“I mean, I was mad about Panda in 2011.”
Whoa, whoa, whoa, who’s Pablo Sandoval??

“Hand me the phone; there’s a problem. I’m going to call Google.”
But actually.

“I’ve bid on Draco Malfoy. And Katy Perry boobs.”
Won the auction, too.

“I put a bunch of misspellings in the client’s plan.”
It went really well; they’re going to give us more money.

“I used to freak out that maybe I was doomed to search forever.”
But now I do paid social, too, so it’s cool. Still single, though.