Day 1 | Dogs Who Think They are People

This article has been written using Artificial Intelligence.

Jason Adamson
6 min readApr 12, 2022

Authors note. This is Day 1 of my 31 day challenge of writing an article a day using Writing Software that is powered by Artificial Intelligence. Any content that is in italics (like this) or is a subheading has been written by me...

…The rest is all A.I. generated.

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Dogs who think they are People

Dogs have been domesticated for thousands of years, and over that time, many of them have come to believe that they are people. In fact, there are more dogs who think they are people than there are people who think they are dogs. This has led to a lot of confusion among the canine and human populations.

Some dog-people try to act like humans, and there are human-people who try to act like dogs. Neither group is very successful at either task. The dog-people tend to be sloppy and noisy, while the human-people tend to be boring and smell bad.

The only ones who seem to be content with their lives are the true dog-dogs and the true human -humans. The rest of us are just pretending to be something we’re not. And that’s why we’ll never really understand each other.

Could a dog ever be president of America?

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Jason Adamson

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