A Long List of Safe Words

For Sex Stuff and Maybe Scrabble

Tamagotchi

Kaleidoscope

Parachute

Hufflepuff

Jumanji

Bicycle

Abracadabra

Pikachu

Filibuster

Pterodactyl

“OK Google”

Cannibalism

Jamboree

Metamorphosis

Gesundheit

Nickelback

Calculator

Afghanistan

Submarine

Obi Wan Kinobi

Avacado

Booyakasha

Diherrea

Bubble Gum

Sassafras

Sim Sim Sala Bim

Chumbawamba

“Stop the sex!”

Bombadil

Septuagint

Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo

Yabba Dabba Doo

Sesquipedalian

Espionage

Ukulele

McGillicutty

Battlecruiser

Refrigerator

Plutonium

Prometheus

Cosmopolitan

Scrumdiddlyumptious

Entourage

Spaghetti

Jason Gardner

Expecto Patronum

Cinnamon

Smithsonian

Radiohead

Euthanasia

Envelope

Canterbury

Idiosyncratic

Optometrist

Telekinesis

Extravaganza

Mississippi

WWW Dot

Okie dokie

Kierkegaard

Arby’s

Hippocampus

Speculation

Trapezoid

Uncle

Antidisestablishmentarianism

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

¡Ay, caramba!

Euphoria

Stereophonic

Philadelphia

“Safe word”

Catapult

Terrorism

Holden Caulfield

Fidelity

Feudalism

Acupuncturist

Macintosh

Helicopter

Boomshakalaka

Douchebag

Reginald

Thunderdome

Copycat

Fax machine

Polkadot

University

Saxophone

Macaroni

Aristocrat

Double Dutch

Uncomfortable

Spectacular

Pocahontas

Evangelical

Cornelius

Totempole

Orphanage

Basketball

Amsterdam

Transparency

“Whoomp there it is”

Expiration

Abstinence

Large Hadron Collider

Caterpillar

Communication

Cornucopia

Kalamazoo

Perpendicular

Torpedo

Skyscraper

Chewbacca

Turtleneck

Wolverine

Schwarzenegger

Baggywrinkle

Strategy

Disneyland

Apocalypse

“Knock it off”

Cucumbers

Fingernail

Constantinople

Pajamas

Archibald

Bungalow

Tambourine

“John Travolta movies”

[John Travolta movie title]

Encyclopedia

Yippee Kay Yay

Stop Drop & Roll

“Alright that’s enough”

Goodnight

Jesus Christ Superstar

Jeb!

Geppetto

“Mom’s vagina”

Adirondack

Ambivalence

Mmm Bop

Aloha

[Your SSN]

Crackerjack

And scene