Great read Kris…especially this:

We know if one of you is literally not even trying

Did you lose a bet or something? I mean, damn, it’s like you don’t even wanna be on this date. Throw them a bone or something. I’m about to jump over there and have a drink with them.

There’s gold in them there hills 😂

Thanks for the pro tips #Ireallyneedthemlol 👌

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