Jasper HitchenScript — Man Has a Good TimeRead the script here: https://jasperhitchen.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Man-Has-a-Good-Time-Script.pdfMar 26, 2019Mar 26, 2019
Jasper HitchenBay Area Bagel Bonanza: 2019 EditionThe Bay Area is a terrible place for bagels. This is something that everyone who isn’t from here can agree on and will scream in your face…Mar 14, 2019Mar 14, 2019
Jasper HitchenThe Meaning of EmptinessIt’s difficult to describe a lack of feeling as vividly as a feeling. Words that describe empty space don’t suffice. Is emotional…Mar 6, 2019Mar 6, 2019
Jasper HitchenCriticizing the Corporate News Media is so 2018I have a resolution for 2019: I’m not going to waste more energy getting upset about online platforms publishing controversial trash for…Jan 23, 20191Jan 23, 20191
Jasper HitchenHow to Practice Spirituality Without Believing in ItFucking spirituality. What does it even mean? What is a spirit? Do we even have one? And how do we communicate with the spirit realm? Do…Dec 10, 2018Dec 10, 2018
Jasper HitchenThe 20 Types Of Tinderellas Who Like Dogs More Than YouTinder is famous for being the social dating app where young people swipe right then swap spit. But did you know that it also doubles as a…Jun 24, 2018Jun 24, 2018
Jasper HitchenPrimordialHe visited the cradle of existence Inhaled deeply the infinite possibility Ate a chocolate strawberry and fell asleepJan 13, 2018Jan 13, 2018
Jasper HitchenWake Up Your Rice With Kimchi and BaconLeftover rice can be one of the saddest boxes in your refrigerator. Nothing screams “leave me here for two weeks and throw me away!” like a…Mar 19, 2017Mar 19, 2017
Jasper HitchenThe Nurkic-Lillard Pick and Roll is a ForceNurkic Fever has been well documented since the Bosnian big man first touched down in the Pacific Northwest, swapping the green and cold…Mar 17, 2017Mar 17, 2017
