5 things the creators of Star Wars TFA missed…badly

Star Wars The Force Awakens was finally released. Big advertising, big ratings, big positive criticism… big time fail.

I’m sure the horde of new kids, teenagers and so that always knew about Star Wars but never attempted to watch an 80’s film is probably loving what they saw. If you are one of them, congratulations, now you know what a remake is and you can expect a lot from Episode IV, V and VI (for the sake of Darth Vader, please watch them).

The film was, well, fun to watch for a while. Definitely a nice touch to have Han Solo, Leia, and Luke on screen again. Beyond that, the pile of obvious dialogs, the highly frequent comic relief and the sketch copy of Episode IV left a long list of poorly made scenes. Here, the 6winners:

1. This is a scary Enemy. A powerful man that succumbed to a stronger evil power. This generated legacy.

And this is how it was remembered: Like a bad attempt of molding in clay a dinosaur skull by kindergarten kids… Where in space was that helmet found?

2. This guy took years of effort and suffering to understand the force, to handle it, to manage its powers, to fight the dark side, to remain good, to be…well the Hero. And he was trained by an awesome and creative character, a truly master.

This guy, who was a stormtrooper working in sanitation and betrayed their side in his first field trip borrowed a lightsaber and fought the most evil guy of the bad guys side… and survived…

Really guys?

3. This guy destroyed the Death Star, a fearsome planet/station where the Rebels would never even dreamed to be close to. He did it supported by a legion of aircrafts, while being chased by the evil guy of point number 1. He managed to do it taking our hearts out of our chests.

This other guy, blew a ten times bigger installation with 6 aircrafts, after miraculously surviving an impossible crash. And he just looks like a futuristic version of Ayrton Sena.

4. This is a classic in cinema. Two robots took the role as comic relief with highly ingenious dialogs and short funny moments that released a well managed tension.

This is the way Disney showed they own Star Wars, by placing a cheap version of wall-e.

5. These are a set of the Enemy aircrafts created by George Lucas

These are some more:

This is all we saw:

Well, and not even as cool as the picture.

Some might call it a classic remembrance movie; some might say that they went back to the origins. I believe they were really lazy, and knew how to sell it…

According to IMDB’s and Rotten Tomatoes ratings I’m probably wrong. However, after reading this, how would you rate it?

;) enjoy