Hey Austin! This was the most amazeballs (I say that word, yes) reaction to anything I’ve ever written. The GIF usage? Much respect. I use those in my newsletter (sorryformarketing.com). The disdain for growth hacking? More respect. I clearly hate the stuff and believe in craft and creativity instead.

But your real genius lies in using Ron Swanson in your writing. For it is said: he will return to us someday (with all the eggs and bacon) and bring us into the light of his glory forever and ever amen. #SwansonitesUnite

You closed your response by writing I am the man. No, Austin. No I am not. Ron Swanson is.

Fin.