In the very near future…

Creative agencies will be publishers and publishers will be creative agencies. Brands will get confused and do everything in house.

In the very near future…

There will be private roads much like amusement parks, for human drivers. You’ll need a special ticket. You will drive at your own risk. No autonomous vehicles allowed.

In the very near future…

Legal adults will have no way of erasing their previous 17 years of life on the Internet (thanks to mom and dad).

In the very near future…

I might spend 6 months of allowance to get an Apple Watch. And I’ll play it cool when I wear it (like I’m not aware of it). I’ll have to ask people to repeat things they are saying because I’ll be distracted by it.

In the very near future…

I might assault the next person I see that drops litter out their car window. I’ll think about slashing their tires. But I won’t.

In the very near future…

The Philadelphia Phillies will not make the playoffs.