F*ck The Homeless

That sounds harsh, doesn’t it?

Well, maybe it is. But I would rather sound harsh than delusional like this Vice documentary.

This is the worst piece of shit report I’ve seen in a long time. Maybe ever.

Vice take time out of their busy social justice warrior schedule to shine a light on homelessness in America. They look at a few communities that have implemented, apparently, anti-homeless laws that make camping in public illegal.

They deduce that these communities are attempting to hide the homeless instead of fixing it; then, attack the communities for their actions.

How would you rather they help the homeless, Vice? A free house?

Why I Hate The Homeless

Most people on the street only have one person to blame — guess who?

Correct. Themselves.

They decided life is better spent toking the crack pipe instead of putting in the effort to succeed. They want handouts when they reach rock bottom? Eat shit!

Don’t believe me? Go talk to 10 homeless people in your area.

Over 50% will admit they have a problem with alcohol or drugs. The other rest will tell you they’ve never touched the stuff and they’re only homeless because [enter generic excuse here] — While biting their gums off.

Don’t blame a local government for cleaning the streets. The hard working residents shouldn’t have to deal with this. I know I don’t like seeing shanty towns in the park when I’m heading to work.

Fuck the homeless.