The Garage SAGA Day 2

Jay Jay Jeffery
Jul 30, 2017 · 2 min read

So we caught one of the bastards. He was a lot smaller than we expected but that’s one down, who knows how many to go.

We started going through boxes and every box so far has been pilfered through. Rat and mouse turds on my clothes, in our cooking equipment, in our bathroom supplies, on my books. Seriously worst ever! It seems like they knew what my best things were and found them to eat and shit on.

My backpack…. Chewed … for no reason?!

My blowdryer and straightner and radio … cords chewed … because cords taste so damn good!

It’s disaster outside my garage today, the largest pile is garbage for the dump (and I hate going to the dump). Other things need to be power-washed. But what do I do about things like journals? I can’t exactly wash a journal. And I’m not one to wear much makeup but seriously they ate through and shit on my only makeup! Do I try to clean it?

And of course they go through boxes of my clothes … and pick out my Pata-gucci to eat!

We gave up today after the pile of ruined goods outgrew the room in our trashcan.

The score so far… Rats:15 Us:1

Jay Jay Jeffery

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Living in an 80sqft VW Van. Interested in city planning, live music, herbalism, writing, experience, crypto, and small business

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