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Your Mother Art as Fat as Butter: Learn How to Spit Fire Like the Bard with Shakespearean Insults

Because “douche canoe” isn’t as classy as a “fusty nut with no kernel”

Sep 9, 2023

Your Mother Art as Fat as Butter: Learn How to Spit Fire Like the Bard with Shakespearean Insults

Sep 9, 2023

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Angry Girl Scouts Dole Out Vigilante Justice While Raiding the Home of Cookie Scalper

They WILL have the money to pay for that trip to Washington D.C., one way or another.

Aug 29, 2023

Angry Girl Scouts Dole Out Vigilante Justice While Raiding the Home of Cookie Scalper

Aug 29, 2023

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I Dare You to Change My Mind About Disgusting Pumpkin Spice Lattes

Brace yourself. The “Happy Fall, Y’all” posts are coming from your local Starbucks.

Aug 24, 2023

I Dare You to Change My Mind About Disgusting Pumpkin Spice Lattes

Aug 24, 2023

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It’s Me, Your Cat — And You Will Stare into the Abyss that is My Butthole

Look at it, Brenda. Look at it…

Aug 22, 2023

It’s Me, Your Cat — And You Will Stare into the Abyss that is My Butthole

Aug 22, 2023

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I Wrote Into the Void and the Void Answered

Someone is listening…

Aug 18, 2023

I Wrote Into the Void and the Void Answered

Aug 18, 2023

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Iris: A Tale of Love, Loss, and Serendipitous Encounters

Grief manifests in mysterious ways.

Aug 16, 2023

Iris: A Tale of Love, Loss, and Serendipitous Encounters

Aug 16, 2023

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Once Upon a Modern Time: Discovering What Famous Fairy Tales Would Look Like if Written Today

Teslas and smartphones don’t always lead to happily ever after…

Aug 10, 2023

Once Upon a Modern Time: Discovering What Famous Fairy Tales Would Look Like if Written Today

Aug 10, 2023

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Your Favorite Authors Give Their Hot Takes on the Barbie Movie

William Shakespeare underwhelmed for this surprising reason

Aug 4, 2023

Your Favorite Authors Give Their Hot Takes on the Barbie Movie

Aug 4, 2023

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Chicken and Gin

Nobody wants to be forgotten…

Jul 28, 2023

Chicken and Gin

Jul 28, 2023

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Can Books Help You Find Love? Dating Apps from History’s Greatest Writers

Because Love and Literature Go Hand-in-hand

Jul 17, 2023

Can Books Help You Find Love? Dating Apps from History’s Greatest Writers

Jul 17, 2023

John Peck

John Peck

Humor, fiction, and screenwriter. Animation producer. I finally found the secret to writing. It’s buying more notebooks, right?

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