Against Cereal


A lot of people are mad that young people don’t like cereal. But cereal is actually bad. In fact, no one should eat cereal. Here are the reasons:

  1. Cereal is usually not healthy.
  2. Cereal takes attention to eat. If you’re eating cereal, you can’t do anything else or else you’ll cause a mess.
  3. You have to sit while eating cereal. Sitting is bad for you. Possibly worse for you than cereal. Other breakfast foods involve more standing.
  4. You have to wash a bowl. No thanks.

Is that so unreasonable?

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