Jordan ZirmThis All Just Kind Of SucksI was watching “Dune” the other day, the Denis Villeneuve-directed epic in which humans place bets on which giant Sand Worm will have the…Nov 30, 2021Nov 30, 2021
Jordan ZirmThought Bubbles on Browns-ChargersExistence, as many of us know it, is a series of routines. You wake up at the same time each morning. You make your bed (or you don’t, and…Oct 13, 2021Oct 13, 2021
Jordan ZirmThought Bubbles on Browns-ChiefsIt is both very encouraging and immensely irritating that the Browns played about as well as they possibly could and still left that giant…Sep 16, 2021Sep 16, 2021
Jordan ZirmSome Notes and Observations from Summer League in VegasIt’s hot as hell. I walked by a woman wearing no pants gyrating on the sidewalk downtown. Iced coffees are $7. It’s Summer League from Las…Aug 12, 2021Aug 12, 2021
Jordan ZirmEvan Mobley Stole My HeartWatch Evan Mobley. Really watch him. Look at how he moves, specifically on the defensive end. His hips switch back and forth as if they…Jul 27, 2021Jul 27, 2021
Jordan ZirmWhat Is Odell Beckham Jr.?What, exactly, can Odell be for the Browns offense in 2021?Jul 26, 2021Jul 26, 2021
Jordan ZirmO Canada, Come Catch These HandsIn February, I made the four and half hour drive from Cleveland to Toronto, crossing the border into a land of unlocked front doors, free…May 16, 2016May 16, 2016
Jordan ZirmThe Cleveland Cavaliers Are Doing Everything Backwards, And That’s Just FineIf America is the land of opportunity, then Cleveland Sports is the fallacy of that promise, the embodiment of the reality that all you’ve…May 7, 2016May 7, 2016
Jordan ZirmThe Cleveland Cavaliers Are Using the NBA Playoffs to Disrupt Your NarrativeI struggle when the Cleveland Cavaliers are in the NBA Playoffs. Not because I don’t enjoy it, and not because it forces me to cling on to…Apr 23, 2016Apr 23, 2016