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Ahaha, this guy?

God’s gift to the ladies + me and our minister/my former boss (ordained at

No way! He thinks he’s too beautiful. He was in all the pictures.

I think it was more of an oh shit, this whole marriage biz is a BFD thing for me. The photographer was everywhere at our wedding — even the bathroom.

The only thing was it ♫raaaaiiIIIaaaiiiinnnneeed on my wedddddddinnnng day♫ … so we had to move the wedding inside :(.

And we had a cake-ball cake. The cake-balls that were dyed blue turned everyone’s teeth blue, so that was fun. I like to say that I gave people blue balls at my wedding.

Cake-ball cake by Austin Cake Ball — Don’t eat the blue balls :x
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