Hey, my birthday was Saturday!
Hey, my birthday was Saturday!

Can’t believe I missed your 21st birthday. Happy birthday Alexainie! Jules and I really fucked up your party. We had this whole Xanadu roller skate party thing we were planning but executing an intercontinental thing just became a nightmare. You know how it is. So anyway, happy 35th. We’re all here for you now. Roller skates optional. Sequined leotards required.

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