Make no mistake, this is war.
This is what I was trying to tell you a month or so ago, Jennifer Brown .
Sonny Bohanan

I should have probably believed you back then Sonny, but my youthful optimism gave way to worn out saltiness eventually. You were right my friend, you were right. The only thing to do now is double down and help Hillary with her ground game. That and get my paperwork in order before the mass exodus that is Trumpocalypse 2016 happens.

Someone, I think it was Gemma Kennedy, suggested we make county clerks offices pokestops to entice millennials to vote. I think that idea is phenomenal. Not even joking. I literally think that would work.