I’m imagining Car Talk, but, like, with relationship advice. I dunno I could be wrong though. We’ll have to see what Alexainie has in mind. I’m all in for it though.

I may just wanna do it because on the way to my son’s swim lesson today I was listening to Car Talk, and someone was describing the problem they were having with their car, and Tom juuuuust — fuckin’ — laughed at them. For like a solid minute, minute and a half maybe, before he told the caller she was an idiot in the most delightful way possible.

I could do that.

I’ve even listened to enough Car Talk that I could probably give really good car advice by now.