Jules — nice one indeed! All fine points, like the best kind of Sharpie.

My Gen Xer made me read it aloud to him.

He was all, “Whatcha reaaadin’?”

And I was all, “This thing British Jules wrote about cougars.”

And he was all, “The animals or the ladies?”

And I was all, “The ladies.”

And he was all, “What’s so interesting about cougars?”

And I was all, “Do you just want me to read it to you?”

And he was all, “YES.”

And I read it to him in a British accent. My Texas twang slipped in there at Kewwgeerr. And saying ‘MILTF’ with a British accent is the trickiest of businesses.