Jules — nice one indeed! All fine points, like the best kind of Sharpie.
My Gen Xer made me read it aloud to him.
He was all, “Whatcha reaaadin’?”
And I was all, “This thing British Jules wrote about cougars.”
And he was all, “The animals or the ladies?”
And I was all, “The ladies.”
And he was all, “What’s so interesting about cougars?”
And I was all, “Do you just want me to read it to you?”
And he was all, “YES.”
And I read it to him in a British accent. My Texas twang slipped in there at Kewwgeerr. And saying ‘MILTF’ with a British accent is the trickiest of businesses.