“Don’t judge me for driving a Hummer, you ersatz-hippy green-ennial type!”
Oliver “Shiny” Blakemore

Omg. Oliver. I’m prob only halfway through this and I’m on my phone so I can’t send a private note, but I don’t care. I need this in The Falconer if you’re not going to publish it elsewhere.

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