You feel certain, if given the chance, you would trade your sense of humor for a pair of big, round hooters and a Natalie Portman-esque face, because being the funny friend isn’t always fun.
To the Young Woman Who Is The “Funny Friend”

So weird. That’s exactly what I was going to ask for this Christmas.

Dear Santa,
  • Big round hooters
  • Natalie Portman face
K thx bye. I love you. Bye.
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