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Thin Man, I think I’m lawyer-crushing on you like Kristen Bell crushed on Dean Strang and Jerry Buting from Making a Murderer.

Sometimes you just have this lawyer crush and you don’t know what to do about it.

Sidenote: I took the LSAT once and got a middling score. That crap is hard. Mad respect.

Side Sidenote: Did Adnan Syed do it?! I HAVE TO KNOW.