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“It will do very successfully” (Trump’s prediction if he wrote a book about — something). Really? If Trump’s writing is anything like his speaking (and we don’t know whether that’s the case, since he has a history of hiring people to write for him and then claiming authorship), it will be unreadable. But that’s not a problem, given that the average Trump supporter is ignorant enough not to be able to read above the third-grade level and also — obviously — dumb enough to take anything Trump (or his ghostwriter) says as gospel.

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