For the record, I believe I escaped the ‘90s without doing the Macarena.
Grant Shellen


This implies some uncertainty. Which puts the Macarena in the same category as UFOs, ghosts, and that one kind of coffee that’s supposed to taste better after a cat eats it and poops it out so it costs like $100/lb.

Not that I’d know anything about that. I don’t give cats the time of day.

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