This One Weird Loophole Can Keep Trump From Office And It’s Mass Suicide

The electoral college doesn’t vote until December 19th, but when it does and we’re still stuck in this dystopian hellscape of a reality, there’s still one technicality that can be used to thwart a Trump presidency: mass suicide. He can’t oppress us if there’s no one left to oppress! Act now — call your state’s electors and make sure they know the plan: on January 20th, we as a nation will commit the ultimate act of solidarity and let Trump know we refuse to be governed by a hateful bigot!