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When you write something coherent, I’ll be glad to respond to that. Until then, I’ve other, higher priorities. Like, oh, watching paint dry. Or counting stars (though I have to use a telescope to get through the light pollution where I am now). Or about 681,272,416 of the Top Ten things on my current list.

Have a nice life in your Trumplodyte alternate-reality bubble.

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